Where am I?

Uh. . . . where am I? I was in a nice warm cosy place, even if it was a little cramped lately, and all of a sudden there is a bright light and the biggest hand I ever saw (having only seen my own) reaches in from the light and yanks me out into a bright cold sterile room full of HUGE people with paper masks and hats in weird blue suits. Maybe I'm crazy, but doesn't this sound like alien abductions to you? Anyway, I can't go back to where I was (some blue suited dude sewed the hole closed) so I think I'll stick around and see what I can learn about this place. I'll let you know what I find out.