Mood swings. . . . . I think not

Ok, all these pictures were taken in the span of about 3 minutes. And they say women have mood swings. Psssshhh, whatever! Here is my narative of these pics, so you can see what I mean.
Sleeping peacefully.

Was rudely interupted from my dream of a giant boobie filled with chocolate milk (even babies dream of chocolate)



Showing my displeasure at being disturbed, without making a big fuss about it.

Making absolutely sure that my point is getting across, and subtley letting Mommy and Daddy know that next time I won't be so nice about it.

Making a little grunting noise (since I can't talk yet) as emphasis. Starting the trip back to the land of Nod and my dream of chocolate milk filled boobies.

Back to sleep, and my happy dream. See, women do not, contrary to popular belief, experience mood swings. It is all a vicious lie propagated by the male to keep women down. Shame on them (except Daddy. . . he's good).